FLR ARTIFACT REGISTRY

RELICS

Handbuilt ancient devices. Recovered from the field. Function uncertain. Provenance inconclusive.

These objects were not manufactured. They were assembled under conditions that have not been fully documented. Each device was built to perform a specific function. Whether that function was performed remains unclear.

The devices are not for sale. They are not on loan. They are simply present.

I
THE BELL APPARATUS

THE BELL APPARATUS

Rings once. Does not ring again until conditions are met. Conditions have not been documented.

MATERIALBrass, copper wire, unknown resin
DIMENSIONS12cm × 8cm × 8cm
ORIGINRecovered — undisclosed interior, 2019
ACTIVE
II
THE CALIBRATION DEVICE

THE CALIBRATION DEVICE

Measures something. The unit of measurement is not standard. Results are delivered verbally.

MATERIALAluminum, glass, unidentified mineral
DIMENSIONS22cm × 6cm × 4cm
ORIGINAssembled — field conditions, 2020
CALIBRATING
III
THE TRANSMISSION RECEIVER

THE TRANSMISSION RECEIVER

Receives transmissions from sources that have not been identified. Playback is not guaranteed.

MATERIALCopper coil, salvaged electronics, oak
DIMENSIONS30cm × 20cm × 15cm
ORIGINConstructed — basement level, 2018
RECEIVING
IV
THE WAITING INSTRUMENT

THE WAITING INSTRUMENT

Assists in the practice of waiting. Does not reduce wait time. May increase awareness of it.

MATERIALIron, leather, compressed paper
DIMENSIONS45cm × 10cm × 10cm
ORIGINFound — public transit, westbound, 2021
DORMANT
V
THE DOCTRINE PRESS

THE DOCTRINE PRESS

Prints one page at a time. The page is always the same page. The page contains no text.

MATERIALCast iron, rubber, reclaimed wood
DIMENSIONS60cm × 40cm × 35cm
ORIGINAssembled — printed matter facility, 2022
ACTIVE
VI

THE NETWORK NODE

Connects to the network. The network has not been mapped. Connection is confirmed by a faint hum.

MATERIALCopper, glass tubing, unknown adhesive
DIMENSIONS18cm × 18cm × 12cm
ORIGINConstructed — congregation site, 2023
CONNECTED
VII

THE INCONCLUSION ENGINE

Processes conclusions and returns them as questions. Output volume is high. Answers are not provided.

MATERIALMixed metals, salvaged clock parts, felt
DIMENSIONS25cm × 25cm × 20cm
ORIGINOrigin unknown. Arrived 2024.
RUNNING
VIII

THE AFFIRMATION STONE

Holds one affirmation at a time. Current affirmation: I am approximately here.

MATERIALPolished granite, copper inlay
DIMENSIONS8cm × 8cm × 4cm
ORIGINRecovered — undisclosed exterior, 2023
HOLDING

This registry is provisional. New relics may be added as they are recovered. Existing relics may be reclassified. The registry does not constitute ownership.

RELIC REGISTRY v.UNCERTAIN — LAST UPDATED: WHEN IT WAS LAST UPDATED

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FATHER L ROD IS AN ONGOING TRANSMISSION.
SIGNAL ORIGIN: UNKNOWN.
RECEPTION: VOLUNTARY.

STATUS: BROADCASTING

© ∞ Father L. Rod Institute for Analog Futures

Department of Detachmentism

Division of Detachmentism

Many Offline Systematic Non-Judgemental Acknowledgements™

Offline Since Tomorrow™

DEVICE DETOXIFICATION RESULTS: INCONCLUSIVE

DEVICE ACKNOWLEDGED

USER PENDING

CALIBRATION COMPLETE

DING.

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