FLR TRANSMISSIONS

THE INCONCLUSIVE

Each procedure has a sequence. No outcome is prescribed.

001

THE BELL

PROCEDURE
01TRANSFER

FLR's gloved hand places bell into participant's open palm.

02NOD

Close-up of Dialectical Nod on FLR's thumb.

03REASSIGN

Bell in participant's hand. Nod on FLR's thumb. FLR standing beside them.

04RING

Participant holds bell. FLR rings it.

05FLR WITHDRAWS

FLR is now shown walking away. The participant remains holding the bell. The Nod remains.

06CONTINUE WITHOUT FLR

Participant + Nod. No FLR.

THE PROCEDURE WILL CONTINUE WITHOUT HIM.

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002

THE WRONG HAND

PROCEDURE
01IDENTIFY

The dominant hand performing a familiar action.

02OBSERVE

FLR observes. No comment is made.

03TRANSFER

The action is transferred to the opposite hand.

04CONTINUE

The action continues. It is slower. It is less certain.

05QUESTION

Someone asks why. No answer is given.

06PROCEED

The action continues with the wrong hand.

DO NOT EXPLAIN WHY.

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003

LOOKING AWAY

PROCEDURE
01SELECT

An object is selected. Any object.

02STARE

Direct eye contact with the object. Ten seconds.

03LOOK AWAY

The gaze is redirected. The object remains in peripheral vision.

04CONTINUE STARING

Staring continues. Indirectly.

05DURATION

No duration is specified.

THE OBJECT HAS NOT BEEN INFORMED.

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004

THE UNNECESSARY CALIBRATION

PROCEDURE
01SELECT SUBJECT

An elbow. A shoe. An eyebrow. A shadow.

02PRODUCE INSTRUMENT

A measuring device is produced. Any measuring device.

03MEASURE

The measurement is taken with full seriousness.

04RECORD

The result is recorded. The unit is not specified.

05FILE

The record is filed. The file is not labeled.

THE MEASUREMENT WAS NECESSARY.

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005

ALMOST

PROCEDURE
01BEGIN

An action is begun.

02CONTINUE

The action continues toward completion.

03APPROACH

Completion is very close.

04STOP

The action stops. Just before.

05DEPART

The participant walks away.

 

006

THE EMPTY TRANSMISSION

TRANSMISSION
01PREPARE

An envelope. Empty.

02PRESENT

FLR places the envelope in the participant's open hand.

03CONFIRM

FLR says: Transmission received.

04VERIFY

The participant opens the envelope.

TRANSMISSION RECEIVED.

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007

THE SECOND OPINION

PROCEDURE
01RECEIVE

A conclusion is delivered. It is clear.

02ACCEPT

The conclusion is accepted. Briefly.

03SEEK

A second opinion is sought. From the same source.

04RECEIVE AGAIN

The same conclusion is delivered again. Slightly differently.

05COMPARE

Both conclusions are compared. They are the same.

06SEEK THIRD

A third opinion is sought.

THE CONCLUSION HAS NOT CHANGED.

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008

THE APOLOGY THAT WAS NOT REQUESTED

PROCEDURE
01LOCATE

A person is located. They are not waiting for an apology.

02APPROACH

FLR approaches. The person looks up.

03DELIVER

FLR apologizes. Fully. Specifically. At length.

04RECEIVE

The person accepts. They are confused.

05DEPART

FLR departs. The person remains.

THE DEBT HAS BEEN CLEARED. THE DEBT WAS NOT KNOWN.

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009

THE DOCUMENT

TRANSMISSION
01PRODUCE

A document is produced. It is official-looking.

02PRESENT

The document is presented to the participant. Both hands.

03READ

The participant reads the document. It takes time.

04SIGN

A signature is requested. The participant signs.

05RETAIN

FLR retains the document. The participant retains nothing.

06CONFIRM

FLR confirms: This is now on record.

YOU HAVE AGREED TO SOMETHING.

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010

THE PAUSE

PROCEDURE
01SPEAK

A sentence is begun.

02PAUSE

A pause is inserted. Before the important word.

03HOLD

The pause extends. The listener waits.

04EXTEND

The pause continues. The listener adjusts.

05CONCLUDE

The sentence is completed. The important word arrives.

THE PAUSE WAS THE IMPORTANT WORD.

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011

THE GIFT WITH NO OCCASION

RITUAL
01WRAP

An object is wrapped. Carefully. With ribbon.

02DELIVER

The wrapped object is delivered to a person. No occasion is named.

03QUESTION

The person asks: What is this for?

04RESPOND

FLR says: Nothing.

05OPEN

The person opens the gift. It is something they needed.

THE OCCASION WAS ALREADY OCCURRING.

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012

THE WITNESS

RITUAL
01ARRIVE

FLR arrives. An ordinary thing is happening.

02OBSERVE

FLR watches. Attentively. Without comment.

03CONTINUE

The ordinary thing continues. It becomes less ordinary.

04CONCLUDE

The ordinary thing ends. FLR nods once.

05DEPART

FLR departs. No record is made.

IT WAS WITNESSED. THAT IS SUFFICIENT.

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013

THE FINAL CALIBRATION

TRANSMISSION
01ASSEMBLE

All previous instruments are assembled. The bell. The measuring device. The envelope. The document.

02ARRANGE

The instruments are arranged in a specific order. The order is not explained.

03CALIBRATE

Each instrument is calibrated against the others.

04RESULT

The calibration produces a result. The result is not shared.

05DISASSEMBLE

The instruments are returned to their original positions.

06DING

The bell is rung once. By no one in particular.

DING.

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FLR

FATHER L ROD IS AN ONGOING TRANSMISSION.
SIGNAL ORIGIN: UNKNOWN.
RECEPTION: VOLUNTARY.

STATUS: BROADCASTING

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DEVICE DETOXIFICATION RESULTS: INCONCLUSIVE

DEVICE ACKNOWLEDGED

USER PENDING

CALIBRATION COMPLETE

DING.

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