FLR TRANSMISSIONS

THE INCONCLUSIVE

Each ceremony has a procedure. No outcome is prescribed.

001

THE BELL CEREMONY

CEREMONY
01TRANSFER

FLR's gloved hand places bell into participant's open palm.

02NOD

Close-up of Dialectical Nod on FLR's thumb.

03REASSIGN

Bell in participant's hand. Nod on FLR's thumb. FLR standing beside them.

04RING

Participant holds bell. FLR rings it.

05FLR WITHDRAWS

FLR is now shown walking away. The participant remains holding the bell. The Nod remains.

06CONTINUE WITHOUT FLR

Participant + Nod. No FLR.

THE CEREMONY WILL CONTINUE WITHOUT HIM.

002

THE RITUAL OF THE WRONG HAND

RITUAL
01IDENTIFY

The dominant hand performing a familiar action.

02OBSERVE

FLR observes. No comment is made.

03TRANSFER

The action is transferred to the opposite hand.

04CONTINUE

The action continues. It is slower. It is less certain.

05QUESTION

Someone asks why. No answer is given.

06PROCEED

The action continues with the wrong hand.

DO NOT EXPLAIN WHY.

003

THE CEREMONY OF LOOKING AWAY

CEREMONY
01SELECT

An object is selected. Any object.

02STARE

Direct eye contact with the object. Ten seconds.

03LOOK AWAY

The gaze is redirected. The object remains in peripheral vision.

04CONTINUE STARING

Staring continues. Indirectly.

05DURATION

No duration is specified.

THE OBJECT HAS NOT BEEN INFORMED.

004

THE UNNECESSARY CALIBRATION

RITUAL
01SELECT SUBJECT

An elbow. A shoe. An eyebrow. A shadow.

02PRODUCE INSTRUMENT

A measuring device is produced. Any measuring device.

03MEASURE

The measurement is taken with full seriousness.

04RECORD

The result is recorded. The unit is not specified.

05FILE

The record is filed. The file is not labeled.

THE MEASUREMENT WAS NECESSARY.

005

THE RITUAL OF ALMOST

RITUAL
01BEGIN

An action is begun.

02CONTINUE

The action continues toward completion.

03APPROACH

Completion is very close.

04STOP

The action stops. Just before.

05DEPART

The participant walks away.

 

006

THE EMPTY TRANSMISSION

TRANSMISSION
01PREPARE

An envelope. Empty.

02PRESENT

FLR places the envelope in the participant's open hand.

03CONFIRM

FLR says: Transmission received.

04VERIFY

The participant opens the envelope.

TRANSMISSION RECEIVED.

FLR

FATHER L ROD IS AN ONGOING TRANSMISSION.
SIGNAL ORIGIN: UNKNOWN.
RECEPTION: VOLUNTARY.

STATUS: BROADCASTING

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Many Offline Systematic Non-Judgemental Blessings™

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DEVICE DETOXIFICATION RESULTS: INCONCLUSIVE

DEVICE BLESSED

USER PENDING

CALIBRATION COMPLETE

DING.

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